Tuesday, 22 January 2013

It's not my problem (with Chomsky)

(For linguists only, probably, this one)

 

First, we had Humboldt’s Problem, then Plato’s, then Descarte’s, then Broca’s. Along the way, there was Orwell’s Problem. Now we have Darwin’s Problem.

I have been a card-carrying generativist for over twenty years—though I have to confess that I stopped paying the (figurative) dues somewhere around 1998—and remain reasonably loyal to the general spirit of the program. Yet I have to ask:

 “Why (the [your favourite expletive here]) is it always somebody else’s problem?”

As the father of a pre-teen, the prospect looms of hearing this rhetorical ploy on a near-daily basis (albeit the ‘owners’ of my son’s problems are likely to be more humble souls than the Greatest Figures in Western Thought, namely, his parents, his teachers, his siblings, his school-friends, in that order). Coming from a petulant adolescent, it is something I suppose I have to thole; but as an escapable part of mature generativist discourse, this stock device is wearing my patience pretty thin.

Or is it just me (my problem)?

PS. Don’t get me started on the shameless misappropriation of Kepler, Galileo and Einstein in other acolytic work.

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